Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Classified information. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. So be warned these are different than canon. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. She knew, obviously. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. The reason for this stupid game? Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Pepper would know what to do. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. "DUDE!" Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Because because the strings! It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. remain the property of their respective owners. They went back into the elevator. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Awesome! They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Okay! I hope you're kidding. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. It's blueberry, his favorite. All of you" Clint said. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. "C'mon, (y/n). MJ grinned. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. #peterparker Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. My turn. #peterparker She was the one to offer the cursed game. Except Pepper. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. as well as Tony snorts. An angry voice cried out. Please consider turning it on! #wanda I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Nat and Wanda took drinks. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Nope, not telling. I'll be here. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Would he say yes or no? But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Her locks dangle. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. I'm training her." Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. and other people I can't remember right now. The fuck, Clint? she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Enjoy! Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. "The fuck!?" You said that last night too.. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Okay. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. My turn! "I'm Peter's fianc." How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. You're an Asgardian. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Blanket excuse.. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Steve sighs. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Yeah, okay, no. Peter grumbled. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. He looks up at the clock. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Sort of. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Go, all of us. 2. Yeah. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. I smell a demi, Brucie. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Okay. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). No! Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Better?. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". No. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Steve's gone red again. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. That is until she meets Peter Parker. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Requests open again! That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. One thing was clear. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. #tonystark "Okay, my turn. "Peter! But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. as well as What? Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Score one for Stark!. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. I Dare you to say the Truth. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. as well as I was sleeping. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. That's too easy. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. kind of way. I've been good! Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Weak sauce, man. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. I'm not great at relationships. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Yes? left kudos on this work! You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. FRIDAY said. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. He rarely drinks at all, actually. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Oh, come on! Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. "Hell yeah. yes let's do THAT" respectively. "I am fine, thanks. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. When they want to. No! Tony snorts. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. "When did it happen?". Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Abe was next. Clint can't help but laugh. #scarletwitch Other than someone on the team.. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Tony pouts. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Just like she knew they were still dating. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Don't screw up.". A lot. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Tony, stop being judgemental. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. L'oreal? Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. and "Oh! Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. #spideypool So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Tony winces. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Yeah, Im with Vision. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). No. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Really? Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. #watty2019. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. #unlimitedpride It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. #nickfury Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. MJ I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. DC Character What? And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Nah, stay here. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Wait, Clint says. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Moving on! Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Should we proceed? Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. When they can't sleep. Anyone we know? After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. You didn't tell me this!" Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. We play the fun rules, right? "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. I dunno, man. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. "You knew?" Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. he said grinning.