C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Go back to New York! It's not about that. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. Do the research! Well that wouldve been good to know. Enjoy live events at insider prices. See? BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. And there is a way. Im going to find mom! Hibiscus_Flower. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. But when angst . CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. I need to really live, really connect! ADAM: Chapter one! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. Now, we dont have a lot of time. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? (to audience.) Maxie Dean loves shrimp! You know what would make all this even more awesome? Theyre chasing me! So, goodbye. This is gonna be great. OTHO: Delia? Oh god, Im so worried now. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. DELIA: AHHH! We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. LYDIA: The ghosts! LYDIA: I dont know! What if Lydias in my head right now? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. And Id like us to be a family. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Lets draw the door. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! Everything was the way it used to be. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Again. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. Bu ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! ADAM: That guy! LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Sorry! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Hi, boys! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. LYDIA: What? Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! It's a gold mine! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. "Beetlejuice" runs through . BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Lydia: I am alone. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. No he wont, youll just be dead. Yes, I love that man of mine. Make them think that theyre in control! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. But youre sexy. BARBARA: It was SO hard! 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. This house is actually pretty interesting. LYDIA: Mom?! (snaps photo.) LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Knock three times. CHARLES: Lydia! Can I bring her back? I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. What am I doing? Wow, are those birds? Im going to the Netherworld! Thats what I want too. I need a wife. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! CHARLES: Good! Im not going anywhere! BEETLEJUICE: No. Take a look at our library of free monologues . (more chase.) What if Lydia walks in? This is not working out. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? Adam, youre boring. CHARLES: OkayOtho! New phone, who dis? BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Let me point you to the right page. DELIA: Knock Knock! Like these weirdos. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. Its like a green card thing! (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). Just put me in the game. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! Delia! Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! LYDIA: Really? DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Thank god. So, Im selling our house. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! AND Im from New Jersey! (chuckling.) And they have scorpions for teeth! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Keep it coming gentleman! Its less. Fool your friends! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. BEETLEJUICE: NO! Im gonna need some help! BARBARA: I know. He was fast! Sometimes puppet shows are sad. Im crying because Im so happy. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. And so do I! DELIA: I dont see race. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Pluslearn to throw your voice! BEETLEJUICE: NO! LYDIA: I dont know how! We are invisible. Antics ensue. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Now, to the Prius! I wish I was dead! . 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . Drink it, or throw it out! Hes here! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Where is that damned exorcist? ADAM: I have an idea! DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall I love it! And Ive got a plan! OTHO: Thats the one. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. ADAM: Oh yeah? BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Whos there? I am utterly alone. Yes, I love that man of mine. Your mother loved this song. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Ill do it. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! My names not Otho! JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. I can bring your daddy so much pain. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Parts. Im ready for some people to die. Charles! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. This. Can you believe that? ADAM: So, crazy story. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Everyone here would go back if they could! Powerless. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. What an effervescent young lady you are. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. I have something to say. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. Hes my white whale. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Yup, thats the one. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. So mean. DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. And its not fair, you know? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Well be right back. Take care of them. We got any kids in the audience? Then I guess theres no rush! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. See ya suckers! This is all very believable. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? You are dead. OO! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. But first, I gotta toss the rule book. Oh my god! Just put me in . happy! To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. (closes door.) BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. invisible nd you can change all of that. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. Thats why Im doing this. BARBARA: I think so! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. Im a fraud! Can I see? Dead Mom loved our house. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Whats a matter Chuck? This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! OKAY? I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. You need a mother. Im sorry its kind of a mess. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. Strangers. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Our whole life is in that house. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. But hes my monster. BARBARA: We are! New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. (DELIA screams.) YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Oh my god! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. (a beat.) AH AH AH! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 LYDIA: Hey dad? CHARLES: Damnit! Im not sure youre equipped. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Home Monologues from Musicals. People! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. So, I have an idea. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. This is what you get! Dad, please. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. This house is haunted! Is that why youre wearing those sheets? DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! You see, the living ignore the dead. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. AGHHHHHH! Having lost her. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. I am angry! You saw that monster! I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. Also, no liquids! CHARLES: Hey! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. One big dark room. He was already dead. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Playing hardball, huh? Could I bring her back here? You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! Its a little crooked. "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Eh, it was worth a shot. Second row, right there! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! It's from the store! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Use their user talk pages. Theyre in the room with us. Thats your answer for everything! And you wont even say her name. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. Im gonna find my mom! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. They can never take it away! Where are you going? He needs therapy! . I'm on the bench, but Coach. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Dont you get it? OKAY! A toast to my father and his all important business! (MOVERS move in furniture.) Fun at parties! I see you. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Look at you. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. (in a southern accent.) So much poise! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. CHARLES: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? We will. (a beat.) You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. Now, lets get you processed. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. DELIA: Yeah! To the dead. You are never gonna regret this! You said you would help us! Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. LYDIA: Im not going back! I sense your touch. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. After everything Ive done for her. Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Guy talk howd you do it? I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Do you want some lunch? BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! It has u but doesnt have a me. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Hey, I get it! Mom? Afraid Id marry her? Dad, n-no you cant do that. And their eyes! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? You dont recognize me? IM ALIVE! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! Because I dont think we can. We do not want to kill people! Wheres Lydia? BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. We're gonna be rich! Mom! GET OUTTA MY WAY. LYDIA: What? do not like him! Of course I might have to get a little mean. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Big beautiful brains. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . Welcome to the family, son. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia Those are the guest sheets! I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! We are father, daughter, and Delia. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Youre all going to die. Did I mention that my moms a demon? we have to go home! MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. No you cant do that! I accept you. 3."My whole life is a dark room. Hey guys? Lets get that book open. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. The man next to me is the one I want. No no no no no. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Put er there! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring We left each other behind. Yeah. Thats great! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Smash. Let me ask you a question. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". LYDIA: It could be both. BARBARA: You were right. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! /Say my name/. Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. (doorbell rings.) Your dad cant see us. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! JUNO: Oh, look at you! That never happens. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. And I want everyone here to know it. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Sucks-Yes! And now this is what you get. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! All of us! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. She was my whole world. About Lydia. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. I might have to get a little nasty. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . LYDIA: I dont know. (LYDIA stabs him.) DELIA: What are you talking about? CHARLES: I am very good at sex. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. And now were all alone. You old swaddler! LYDIA: Hey Delia! 1."I am alone. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. Welcome, welcome, welcome! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. But she was talking about us. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Now we both got Dead Moms! Well, Bye! Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. Theyre the real villains of this show. Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. Like a gay republican! ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. Not gonna do that. They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! I took a very big risk with this place. You know what? Act I 1. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. By the time you read this note. Please, forgive me! CHARLES: What? IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? I changed a lot. Dad, theres ghosts here. Teen And Up Audiences. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. So, what do you say? LYDIA: Were not a family. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a .